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Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.
Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!
by JD100 February 26, 2010
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Substance Abuse Technician

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician
by Craig888 September 28, 2019
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Power line technician

Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.
Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !
by Johnny widmore December 24, 2020
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Technion

torture place in the north of Israel. Invite student to sign in with the lie: "Tech University for engineering". All the poor men (and some poor women) suffer every day Home Works that can't be finished and exams which can't be solved. a large big wide penis in the middle of the campus, also known as "The Obalisk" or "The dick of Ulman"
"Dude! I would like to drink a beer with you, but i've got a lot of works to do!"
"fuck the Technion!"
by e^(i*pi)+1=0 February 4, 2010
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Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009
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technion

Israel institute of technology (or IIT). It's supposedly the equivalent of MIT in Israel.
most of the Technion undergrad students their will to live, because of the high standards and amount of studying required, and the demoralization from repeated failure.
Be that as it may, the Technion is considered the best institute for technology in Israel, and is among the best in the world. So what if most of the students develop white hair (!!!!) during their (three to) four years there?
Hila got in the Technion? That's great, but that means she probably won't have a life for the next four years...
by gilette June 11, 2006
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Technician Elvis

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.
by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018
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