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Get the Substance Abuse Technician mug.Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.
Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !
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Get the Power line technician mug.torture place in the north of Israel. Invite student to sign in with the lie: "Tech University for engineering". All the poor men (and some poor women) suffer every day Home Works that can't be finished and exams which can't be solved. a large big wide penis in the middle of the campus, also known as "The Obalisk" or "The dick of Ulman"
"Dude! I would like to drink a beer with you, but i've got a lot of works to do!"
"fuck the Technion!"
"fuck the Technion!"
by e^(i*pi)+1=0 February 4, 2010
Get the Technion mug.A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).
It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
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Get the Flume Technician mug.Israel institute of technology (or IIT). It's supposedly the equivalent of MIT in Israel.
most of the Technion undergrad students their will to live, because of the high standards and amount of studying required, and the demoralization from repeated failure.
Be that as it may, the Technion is considered the best institute for technology in Israel, and is among the best in the world. So what if most of the students develop white hair (!!!!) during their (three to) four years there?
most of the Technion undergrad students their will to live, because of the high standards and amount of studying required, and the demoralization from repeated failure.
Be that as it may, the Technion is considered the best institute for technology in Israel, and is among the best in the world. So what if most of the students develop white hair (!!!!) during their (three to) four years there?
Hila got in the Technion? That's great, but that means she probably won't have a life for the next four years...
by gilette June 11, 2006
Get the technion mug.An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.
However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?
Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.
Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.
by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018
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