1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"
1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."
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