tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

Tebowed

The act of taking to the ground on one knee to avoid slippage of a previously inserted butt plug.

While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.

by Mr. Hugh Jassy January 23, 2012

Tebowed

Feeling that results after smoking devine marijuana.

Bro, that blunt we smoked last night had me so tebowed.

by Static3939 December 31, 2011

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

Tebowed

When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.

Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!

by tebowisapussyassQB October 12, 2009

tebowned

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

by mordacil December 7, 2009

Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 15, 2012