tentacle

better than dick

i love tentacle

by Moon Mann June 22, 2016

pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

The Tenth Dentist

Someone who disagrees with something that is widely accepted by others, seemingly for no reason. The word comes from toothpaste advertisements, which often claim that "Nine out of ten dentists" recommend using their brand of toothpaste.

Mark: "I was making plans with the boys, but Adam kept arguing about all of our plans even though everyone else was on board."

Craig: "Man, the tenth dentist really had to go and ruin the fun for everyone, huh?"

by dKoschei August 15, 2019

tentage

the displacement of sheets or other bed clothes created by an erect penis; often associated with 'morning glory'.

You could tell he had just woken up by the size of his tentage

by negroponti November 5, 2008

tent

bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection

Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!

by mE November 24, 2003

xxx-tentacion

A legend
RIP

i rly miss xxx-tentacion, he was so talented.

by sharky77779 June 10, 2020

tenter hooks

(or tenterhooks) meaning to wait with feelings of nervousness or anxiety in anticipation for something to happen in the near future.

She was on tenter hooks as the police officer calculated her BAC.

by mailburner January 13, 2010