laffy taffy

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

That ho had so much sex, when she spreads her legs, Willy Wonka himself would envy her Laffy Taffy.

by shecky December 28, 2005

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Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

by Fav February 15, 2008

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taffy bag

when sittinig in a hot environment, or hot clothing and your scrotum stretches out like a "taffy bag"

My taffy bag looked like a cat rolled over a fruit roll-up.

by wakenuts February 17, 2003

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salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

by pkhehe August 14, 2010

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Taffy Twister

When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.

There wasn't any gay stuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.

by Pennyforth J. Blimpleton November 16, 2010

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