Tax

Verb

To steal or take something without the victim's consent.

I'm going to tax your scissors.

by Hajnuminimur May 4, 2018

Tax

Something Yoshi don't know how to pay.

Police: "Yoshi, you get a 5 year jail time for commiting tax fraud."
Yoshi: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."

by WickerBird June 11, 2020

Tax

Legal robbery

The Tories can steal shit tons of money from the middle/upper class and they'd still have shit tons of their earnings, but if they tax the working class, they barely have any dough left. Not to mention, gas and electric bills are going to increase by another 25% when it already increased by 25% in recent months. The rich becomes richer and the poor becomes poorer. Where's Robin Hood when you need him eh?

by UltimateDoge August 25, 2022

Tax

To purposely hinder someone or something in a demeaning, hurtful, or degrading manner.

I was just about to get in that chicks pants when that fucking metrosexual faggit stepped in and taxed my gig.

by Captain Cock February 11, 2004

tax

To Steal Something That Does Not Belong

Yo Guy I Taxed That Shit

by My-ike September 13, 2005

tax

another word for porking

hey man, i am going to tax you girl

by wade October 27, 2004

tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

by Think October 12, 2004