tasty grape

The act of spooning a grape out of another's asshole with your tongue.

Last night I pushed a plump grape into her ass and had me a tasty grape.

by bpelk May 3, 2013

Tasty Fake

Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.

Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.

"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."

by karasuma January 7, 2008

Tastykake

Tastykake is the brandname for a line of snack foods manufactured by the Tasty Baking Company of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Established in 1914 by Philip J. Baur and Herbert T. Morris and originally selling its product only in the Philadelphia metropolitan area, the company now distributes its products in several states on the East Coast.

Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets are the most delicious snacks ever invented.. tastykake.com

by John Jacob Jingleheimerschmitt November 2, 2008

tastyblacks

Similar to PornHub, Tastyblacks is a well known porn site that provides mostly ebony pornography to it's users.

So you use PornHub? Nah man im all about Tastyblacks

by candyrivers February 27, 2017

Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

by El Camino Sandman July 22, 2018

tarty martyr

A tarty martyr is one who is on an epic quest to find the perfect tart for which he will give his life

James: Ooh look that’s nice tart
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr

by A tarty martyr January 31, 2019

Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.

*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"

by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019