When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex
"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"
by Charles and Ben December 10, 2016
a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"
by Mikejonson August 02, 2009
Just one of the many alter egos of funny good shit Youtube parody rapper and singer Dylan Fiore, along with Brony Homo, Lil Racist, Old Rice and Young Rice, Karenita and many more. One has made so many great songs, like My God Is Great (So Far So Great PARODY), Gyarrah Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY), Never Faggot (Never Say Never PARODY), and the greatest recent Jihad Film Song, Durka (Gooba Parody). Oh And BTW I am TWTB (CHECK MY VIDS at DYLAN FIORE!!
Yo, Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes Has Got Dynamite In Those Taquitos, And Two Boxes Equals Two Towers! BTW: I Am Dylan Fiore (Check My Vids.)
by The DylINator November 03, 2020
by Yolndimofugnvissa July 14, 2017
A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 05, 2024
Noun - Taking a person from behind so the tip of the penis has a chocolate kiss and the other person then giving you a blow job.
by Crackdaddy Paine January 08, 2023