Carl's Jr. Taquito

When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex

"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"

by Charles and Ben December 9, 2016

new mexican taquito

a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"

yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!

by Mikejonson August 10, 2009

Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes

Just one of the many alter egos of funny good shit Youtube parody rapper and singer Dylan Fiore, along with Brony Homo, Lil Racist, Old Rice and Young Rice, Karenita and many more. One has made so many great songs, like My God Is Great (So Far So Great PARODY), Gyarrah Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY), Never Faggot (Never Say Never PARODY), and the greatest recent Jihad Film Song, Durka (Gooba Parody). Oh And BTW I am TWTB (CHECK MY VIDS at DYLAN FIORE!!

Yo, Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes Has Got Dynamite In Those Taquitos, And Two Boxes Equals Two Towers! BTW: I Am Dylan Fiore (Check My Vids.)

by The DylINator November 2, 2020

Taquito

A person of hispanic decent who lives in a urban environment, usually petite, has extreme racial urges and speaks mexican.

"What a fucking Taquito"
"He is so petite what a Taquito"
"If I were such a Taquito I would kill myself"

by aidiniz September 25, 2022

tootsie roll taquito

Uncircumsized black penis

Hey girl how was that D?
Good girth but it's a tootsie roll taquito.

by Yolndimofugnvissa July 13, 2017

Tallahassee Taquito

A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.

I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.

by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

taquito sunrise

The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts

Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise

by anonymous September 14, 2020