tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.

My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

by ralionairb August 25, 2009

Tardiness

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

to ooze manliness

A poetic way to say that a dude jizzed, comparable to " generic male name has spread his seed". Just alot weirder.

1. Did you hear? Patrick oozed manliness on Petra at last night party?
2. to ejaculate = to ooze manliness

by Sauerkraut420 January 21, 2021

the alphabet of manliness

The debut book release by web author "maddox" (real name;George Ouzounian)
should be funny.

eli is gonna jack off to maddoxs new book "the alphabet of manliness"

by pacey June 11, 2006

The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

by Ben Katz November 6, 2008

Infinite Manliness

infinitly man like, even manlier then a person who is ultimatley man like.

Ben is a prime example of infinite manliness

by Ben, yes Ben March 24, 2009

Taliessin

A cool guy with cool hair who gives really long, boring but influential lectures on topics that help you in life (and other shit).

"stop it with the lectures, you Taliessin!"

by Zera_Crimson August 22, 2017