nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

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tanzeel

He is the guy with perfect physique, but still hide something (specially about sexuality conflict).
Or He is the king in all the fields
If u ever met him:
1)He is super generous
2) He is super cute.
3) lovable
4) Bae material for both boy n girl

1) Hey tanzeel U make my day
2)stay away from tanzeel he is mine.

by BaeBoy123 September 12, 2017

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taqdees

The craziest and the best person you would ever know. Really clingy and soft but acts to like tuff

Taqdees ain't gonna move her ass to get the remote from the side table

by Yeollie_boi July 29, 2018

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Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

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Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

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