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Tampa Bay Rays 

The first and only team in league history to start the season 0–6 and finish April with a winning record. The Team that made the Boston Red Sox go down in history as suffering the biggest collapse during the final month of the season in MLB history by giving up a 9 game lead in the American League Wild Card race at the beginning of September. The team that rejuvenated the term Amazing when associated with an MLB team
Fan #1: Did you see those Amazing Tampa Bay Rays make the play offs with the greatest comeback to clinch the wildcard in MLB history?
Fan #2: Yeah. The MLB commission felt so bad for Boston, having those bus signs promoting the Post Season with the Red Sox and all, they decided to add another Wildcard spot to help those crybabies out.
Tampa Bay Rays by TampaBay069yeah November 30, 2011

Tampa Turtle 

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.
Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!
Tampa Turtle by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

Created in 1976 and currently play in the NFC South with the aints, the dirty birds, and the panthers.

Home of some of the most loyal fans you will ever meet who represent even when times are tough.

Usually overlooked by opponents who end up having the ball shoved up their asses.

1-0 in superbowls. Winners of superbowl in '02 against the raiders (who nobody even pays attention to anymore) 48-21

Went from having the gayest logo to the coolest logo.

GO BUCS!!!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1. Atlanta Fan: Bucs Suckkkk

Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.

2. Bucs Fan: How are we the only team without a definiton on urban dictionary?

Carolina Fan: Cuz you suckkkk

Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers by CRKS November 16, 2010

Tampa Bay Rays 

The second team in MLB history to have the worst record in all of baseball in one season, and come back to win their division the next year. The Rays changed their name from the Devil Rays in 2007 and instantly became really good in 2008. They went on to the 2008 World Series, only to lose to the Philadelphia Phillies 4 games to 1.
With a solid starting rotation and one of the best lineups in the American League, the future of the Tampa Bay Rays looks bright.
Tampa Bay Rays by acablue January 11, 2009

tampa catholic 

the school that kids go to when they are not smart enough to get into Jesuit.... aka Jesuit Rejects
hey why do you go to Tampa Catholic?
im not smart enough to go to Jeusit
ohh right my bad
tampa catholic by ispeakthe truth September 25, 2005

Tampa Fade 

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...
Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
Tampa Fade by B. Hanback January 17, 2009