talan torriero

lame. Origiates from "Laguna Beach: the Real OC" on MTV.
Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".

Steve pulled a Talan Torriero and crashed his Yukon. Weak.

by President of the Never Hooked Up with Talan Club March 14, 2005

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Talan Reid

Talan Reid is one of the hottest man you will ever meet . Talan Reid is the kind of guy that will bash the absolute shit out of you if Ur a dickhead to him. Talan Reid usually has the best taste in music. Talan Reid normally has blue eyes and dark hair . Overall he is really nice.

Person 1: Hey Talan Reid ur a prick
Talan Reid: coming from u haha
Talan Reid: *punches the shit out of person 1*

by Uwillneverknowbish April 23, 2022

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Talan Pavao

A possibly-gay man who loves fisting me and my brother together. He’s so fucking hot

Nolan M: Talan Pavao is such a hottie
Nolan L.: I know
Parker M.: That bitch is sexy
Me: I know

by Talannnn November 22, 2021

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Talan Pitts

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.

You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.

by 1561 March 19, 2017

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