takin the dog for a walk

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.

Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.

by mike johnson March 10, 2005

takin' care of business

To masturbate; the act of masturbation.

"I'm takin' care of business."

by Cashy Washy November 24, 2004

takin' it dry

when a person is getting yelled at by another person for long periods of time, sometimes mistakenly.

Matt's really takin' it dry for leaving Mark's office door open over the weekend.

by The King of Nonsense January 18, 2006

takin pipe

When someone sucks dick.

Dam those bicthes lips are from ear to ear, she must have been takin pipe all the time. Mike G takes a lot of PIPE!

by Jake and Evan August 3, 2007

takin my talents to south beach

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

by stickles for three November 18, 2010

Takin my talents to southbeach

To bail out of a deal, obligation, or family.

Jim is a deadbeat. He took his talents to southbeach and is fuckin his secretary.

I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.

by cleveland_fans_99 November 14, 2011

Takin Benadryl

Bend then drill; Ben and take in the drill; sexual intercourse while the female is bend over.

Friend: You takin benadryl every morning?
Her: every morning benadryl works for me

by @Hip_Matter August 14, 2019