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1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
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takiera

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a crazy, hilarious, charming, gorgeous girl who uses a lot of profanity and can always put a smile on your face.
friend: holy shit lilli who was that girl you were talking to she seems so cool
you: thats takiera she’s pretty lit
by liljean December 14, 2017
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Takis

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A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious
by Spicy_is_nice-y January 18, 2010
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takeshi kitano

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It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.
Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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takeisha

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takeisha is a person with a heart of gold and always has a smile on her face. She's always willing to give anyone a helping hand, and nearly every guy wants her, she is a fantastic person with a great personality and can make anyone laugh. She's not afraid to say what she thinks and still has plenty of friends. she also likes to muck around and occasionally cause a bit of mischief. She also likes to party and wear very high heels.
"see that hot girl over there she's a takeisha"
by Jayden South December 27, 2014
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Dirty Diego Takis

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The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.
Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.
by youknowwhoisaking January 24, 2022
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