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taint wrecker

Receiving oral sex from a woman with a long pointy chin.
I was getting a blow job from a taint wrecker and her chin bruised my taint.
by Grandton November 22, 2013
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taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint
-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles
by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014
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TAILTAH

TAILTAH - (Talk Again in Less Than an Hour)

An acronym used over communications software and any form of telecommunications; an abbreviation of “talk again in less than an hour” used to signify the fact that a person wishes to relinquish them self from that particular conversation, however with the intention to return/begin a new communications session in under sixty minutes of stating “TAILTAH”.

“TAILTAH” Is most often used to represent a time frame greater than commonly accepted with the acronym “BRB” were as still remaining less of a time frame than that of “TTYL”.
"Sorry Jane, I have to stop texting and get the dinner out of the oven TAILTAH".

"TAILTAH Jim I have to have a bath".
by george burgess July 6, 2011
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Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.
Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.
by Maxi G March 10, 2010
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girl taint

Also known as "the alley", girl taint is the space between the anus (the dumpster) and the vagina (the garden).
If you intentionally drool onto the girl taint while eating pussy, it lubricates the asshole beneath it potentially paving the way to slippery hot pot hole action for your flesh dildo.
by Cockmagic76 February 10, 2015
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taint freeze

a medical symptom identified by a painful chilling sensation in the taint region
That ice cube up the puss gave me such bad taint freeze I had to take an advil
by BlastingZone November 4, 2011
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taint fog

When you fart and the air gets trapped under your balls. A portable dutch-oven, if you will. Not to be confused with taint mist*

Taint Mist* - Common symptom of holding taint fog too long. The onset of taint fog precipitation. A rookie mistake. May cause taint rash*

Taint Rash* - A rash on your taint due to abundance of taint mist.
Sam: Why are you sitting like that?
Kyle: Dude, if I move I will release the taint fog.
Sam: You better let it go soon or it will cause taint mist.
Kyle: Bring on the flood.
Sam: Don't be a hero. You don't wanna fucks with taint rash.
by ksooz October 25, 2010
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