Twinkle Douche Share definition Flag a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle. Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man. Twinkle Douche by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Twinkle Douche mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch