turtledove

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

turtleophagus

this is what we call brayden when he doesn’t answer the fantastic izabella jorja bishop

dw braydens just being a turtleophagus

by dickalophagus May 18, 2020

Turtlepantsing

When an individual loses their pants at a party and is forced to wear an upsideown turtleneck as pants. A turtleneck is the only appropriate shirt to be worn as pants as the neck will hide your genitals.

I woke up in his bed and I couldn't find my pants. I had to run 3 blocks to my car while I was turtlepantsing.

by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

Turtleson

A bitch ass nigga.

Most Turtleson are ghetto Mexicans.
Guy 1: Who's that idiot?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just a Turtleson...

by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012

turtleholic

A person who is obsessed with turtles and would die without them. They need turtles in order to survive the hardships of everyday life.

"Yea, Susie's in rehab because she's a turtleholic."

by JJJHS April 29, 2014

Turtlepuss

A substitute word which can mean anything you desire, the substance of which is determined by the recipient’s ears.

Guy 1: “Duuuude, you’re such a turtlepuss”
Guy 2: “I turtlepuss’d your mom last night”

by Brawl Might May 16, 2023

TurtleDove

When someone is so breathtaking, you can only describe them by comparing them to an imaginary creature.

"She was absolutely gorgeous, it was like she had the form of a turtledove"

by LibraLebron_3X April 30, 2016