turf

A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."

Your mom is turf.

Steelers? Yea more like turf.

by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006

turf

1. a sidewalk

2. the area that a gang claims

3. horse-racing

The turf was not safe for travel. What if I got shot.

by The Return of Light Joker May 05, 2009

turf

A fossil fuel obtained from a bog. Sometimes called peat. Slow burning, but gives decent heat.

Throw another sod of turf on the fire.

by Darth Ridley November 07, 2006

turf

lookin like trash.

oooooh i was unaware dat today is turf tuesday, cause y'alls is lookin like shit!

by michelleisfat October 11, 2011

Turfed

When you eat shit . When you get burned .

Fuck that surfer got turfed by that wave .

by Jimi James 70 May 16, 2020

turfed

Refering to someone you think is ugly.

"D***you didn't tell us those b******are hella turfed"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 21, 2007

Turf

v. 1. To hook up with a girl; generally this is a girl that is not very attractive and one often needs 8-10 drinks to even considering letting her touch your penis. 2. The act of taking a "turf" home with you.

After I broke up with Chelsea, I got faded with my friends and went turfing at the pub down the street.

by Dean Sticky February 25, 2003