tofacon

(toe-FAY-kun) noun.

Tofu made to taste like bacon, often found in prepackaged caesar salads, or in vegetarians' fridges. It is typically extremely salty, and tends not to taste much like bacon.

I thought that caesar had bacon bits in it, but it was just tofacon.

by RoboHippo September 27, 2010

tttac

Shorthand for "Time To Take a Crap".
Used when there is a sudden disturbance in the force and you must rush to the toillet but you want to inform young padawans about your urgent quest.

Young Padawan: Yes master, now tell me more about the force..

Jedi: TTTaC

Young Padawan: Ok, may the force be with you, I shall wait.

by Kriptonis July 19, 2017

Titface

A person who is as useless as a person having a man boob on their face.

"Batman is a titface", screams Donald Trump

by Monapi February 13, 2018

TTFC

Tails and Tornadoes Furry Convention, a midsize furry convention in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Definitely looking forward to TTFC this year

by Baloo Uriza June 3, 2021

ttracker

Theatre Tracker, Ttracker is a business that shows live theatre performance tracking and statistics

I'm gonna go on Ttracker to see when the show is

by Bradley Childers October 21, 2021

TFAC

Titty Fucking Ass Cheeks: When one lubes another's ass cheeks and fucks them like a pair of titties.

*hangs up phone* Sorry that was my old lady, I need to head home and TFAC the bitch.

My wife is riddled with hemorrhoids so no anal, but that wont stop me from TFACing that bitch.

by 87jeepguy December 27, 2022

tofaco

A tofaco is a taco made with tofu instead of meat.

It’s Tuesday! Time for tofacos and 🍺!

by MaxinePulls January 25, 2024