tow

Some stupid kid said two is spelled Tow

Me:hey Sam how do you spell two
Sam:Tow

by The Draco May 30, 2018

tow

Your significant other and dependents (children). People with whom an individual is responsible for or to, immediate family. In the tone of ;ball and chain'.

Sever your tow for one nite and show your boys you're still da man.

by TechnoMaven August 20, 2003

tow.

Towards

Motivation for and adv. of going tow. & disadvantages not to is for all that glitters is not gold as verbs & nouns matching with same letters i.e. all that attracts are not alchemic magnets;
Uncomsg. Picking up fruit dream, Finding & accumulating things dream; Words finally not accepted z Mint, parsley, honey, ginger and garlic; thus having deviated off the topic tow. discrepancy.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro

A shorter way to say "that's totally inappropriate". Only complete losers use the horrid slang.

"Did you see what she did? What a whore."
"Yeah, that was tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro."
"Did you seriously just say that? I should stab you in the jugular."

by lglaser January 7, 2009

tow

Slang word for a hot chick.

"oh my god your sister is tow"

by Mojo August 16, 2003

tow-in gate

A "tow-in gate" is an airplane gate where a tow tractor is required to pull planes to a gate before the passengers can leave the plane, usually either because the pilot can't safely maneuver to it or because the jet blast would cause a high risk to nearby equipment or personnel.

Damn it, we can't get off this plane for another hour, because we arrived at a tow-in gate!

by NLMdeJonge October 14, 2009

tow back

Fucked up, no good, broken

That shits tow back bro

by Beccah j July 31, 2017