top g

Short way of saying top goon

Hah jamane is top g

by Kyanoruse September 12, 2013

Topgunnilingus

When your girl thinks your oral skills are so good, you deserve a “Top Gun” award

She thinks that my oral skills are so good that she told her friend that I could teach Topgunnilingus.

by Snarky Bald Asian July 22, 2019

TOP G

Top G, a top g is someone who is a BOSS and someone who does not give a fuck about cheap people, TOP G is a person who gets layed when he wants and where he wants he is a multi Hundred millionaire, LIKE MAHER SUIIIII

A top g example is Maher Gaye’s

by SUIUIUIIIII January 11, 2023

Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.

barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."

by DafferDonk June 23, 2023

Top G

A term made by The former chess grandmaster Emory Tate and popularized by his sun, Andrew Tate.
If someone is a Top G they tend to be rich and successful and are more masculine than the alpha or sigma males.

Andrew Tate is the true Top G

by Cheems Bread November 13, 2022

Top G

Andrew Tate’s sychophants are always calling him the Top G.

I never knew what it meant.

Now that he’s been arrested and detained for human sex trafficking of very young women, it’s obvious that it means Top Groomer.

He’s the Top G. He has the most girls locked in a basement using them for sex camming.

by ThePinkPill January 8, 2023

Top G

It stands for Top Goon.
A man who excels in the league of goons. Goons around the world worship the Top G. A Top G is also an executive who manages other thousands of goons around the world.

A top G is always a closeted homosexual and a virgin, woman hate this kind.

Guy 1 "Dude, look at this guy, he's selling discord group memberships to get out of the matrix"
Guy 2 "Bro Wtf!"
Guy 1 " Yeah, he's a Top G. "
Guy 2 "Yeah no shit. "

by @Tony'sFather January 10, 2023