log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011

twadge

The wet hole located in between a female's legs. Is sometimes referred to as a cadge.

So we were at it the othen night right, and then she...(interruption) What was her twadge like?

by Andy Twadger May 16, 2007

twaddly

A condition of the genitals (e.g. vagina, balls, and/or cock) and outlying skin folds in which it feels excessively moist to the touch and/or smells bad.

"Martha Stewart has one twaddly gooch."

by m3690 March 27, 2009

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

twaddle

Another word for poppycock or nonsense.

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Twaddle

The greatest last name of all time.

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model March 27, 2009

twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007