titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

Titmole

Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.

Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.

by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008

Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

titmouse

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

Titmonkey

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

titmouse

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

by Farcus Prime September 14, 2005

titmouse

1. A person with an extreme sexual fixation or preference for large breasts.

2. A man who focuses on the breasts during sex. A Mammaphiliac.

see also: tit fiend.

"Joe would live in her cleavage if he could. He is a total titmouse."

by NihilistDom August 24, 2009