tt2f

Too Tight 2 Fuck, A womans vagina is so tight that it hurts the man, or the penis cannot be inserted at all

"My girlfriend is tt2f man"

by Billy Bob Thormtum June 1, 2006

Titfuck

The plunging of one's penis between the breasts of a woman.

Georgina proclaimed she would die if she didn't get a titfuck--my penis quickly saved her life.

by Trenchant April 18, 2010

titfer

Hat
Cockney rhyming slang: "Tit for tat:
Titfer hat

He doffed his titfer to his old trouble
See trouble

by Patrick Spence-Thomas May 8, 2003

titful

A vulgar Welsh slang word: a unit of measure, meaning too much of something. It is much like a shed load, though of course it refers to the capacity of a woman's breast.

I've had an absolute titful of you and your antics!

by Lord Declan May 30, 2016

tityfuck

when u put ur penis in between da gurls boobz

ooh i wants 2 tityfuck her soo bad

by poopstainishkid February 20, 2010

titflakes

When it's snowing, and the flakes are big as TITS.

Look outside, the sky is spewing titflakes everywhere.

by da most expert terminologists January 21, 2012

Titofied

When someone gets an animal killed on a game, and/or loses something very important. On their mind he/she thinks it was on accident, but we(players)think it was on purpose because we are mad that they should of known better.

Ex. ARK: Survival Evolved (Game)

Tribe Mate 1- Im going to go get Crystal on lava island *rides on a random pteranodon*

Tribe Mate 2- Ok don't get it killed, it took me a long time to find and tame that pteranodon.

Tribe Mate 1- No promises, but ill try *2mins later*

*your lvl 243 pteranodon was killed by a lvl 15 Titanboa*

Tribe Mate 1- OMFG!!! Im getting off, bye guys.

Tribe Mate 2- Omfg, WTF were you thinking ?!?!
*Tito has left*

Tribe Mate 3- He just Titofied your Pteranodon!

Tribe Mate 2 - SMH, im never letting him ride my pteranodon again!

Tribe Mate 3- what did you have on your pteranodon?

Triibe Mate2 - Alot of Ascendant items that we gathered and i was in the middle of making a vault for them but then he just took off with it

Tribe Mate 3- Damn, it took us a long time to get those. Idk what he was thinking. When he comes on again im saying he it was his fault. He should of checked before he got on it.

by Killa_AvengeR July 18, 2017