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The gay homie
When a group of Male friends get together in a circle and start to beat each other off, the first one to ejaculate becomes the gay homie, at which point the rest of the friends beat him up. Dubbing him the gay homie.
"Hey bro think we went too rough on Carlos last night, his face is swollen pretty bad". "Well he shouldnt be so gay, when we play the gay homie".
The gay homie by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
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Homie the Clown
A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face.
Guy 1. "So do you think you will settle down with that chick you've been hanging out with?"
Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.
Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.
Homie the Clown by Condie Rice September 10, 2007
The Macombie Homie
Often times, individuals in their 20's and 30's who grew up and currently reside in the Macomb, IL area are referred to as a "Macombie Homie" by out-of-townies; or those from either the urban Chicago area or those residing a few hours away from Macomb. What more clearly defines a Macombie Homie is the high level of education, unemployment, and their friendships/love life.
1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.
2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.
3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)
1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.
2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.
3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)
One Macombie Homie can be seen frequenting a particular bar by himself: Within the night, he will be approached and flirted with by ten women--and will be continued to be surrounded by women that do or don't know him. About fifteen guys will approach him to shake his hand/ pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and try to hit on the women around him. He always sits alone and keeps to himself, yet always ends up conversing with a variety of individuals (getting quite a few laughs in with them), and usually leaves alone with a warm and deep expression in his face. A few believe he is a secret agent. Many women think he's really "sexy", "funny", and "a real mystery". Often times they will take two or three glances at him before sitting next to him and starting a conversation with him. Guys think "he's fucking awesome" or "that badass motherfucker", or "the guy that always has eye candy surrounding him" The Macombie Homie always has a backstory about their life and will share bits and pieces of their experience in town, along with their skillsets.
The Macombie Homie by /> October 12, 2014
Take the mask, homie
When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
Take the mask, homie by matth.ew December 30, 2019
Kissing the homies goodnight
Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay
If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed
If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed
Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight
Sarah: Isn’t that gay?
Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you
Sarah: Isn’t that gay?
Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you
Kissing the homies goodnight by DaemonAzure January 5, 2020
Kissing the homies goodnight
Kissing the homies goodnight is not gay.
"I'll be right back, just gotta kiss my homies goodnight,"
"Isn't that gay?"
"No,"
"Understandable, have a nice day,"
"I'll be right back, just gotta kiss my homies goodnight,"
"Isn't that gay?"
"No,"
"Understandable, have a nice day,"
Kissing the homies goodnight by thescrunkles October 27, 2019