painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017

Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

by Fistinator October 14, 2010

Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.

Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.

by nicknoodles November 27, 2012

Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly

Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.

by Mixsey February 28, 2019