A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.
So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.
by Fingers December 15, 2004

An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.
Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "
by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 29, 2019

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).
Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
by Trolley Man October 29, 2019

Aka Joe Martin. Hottie Landon's broski. Joey Martini is the sexiest man alive. Add him on snap @joemartin2006y
by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).
by mnmaster86 October 16, 2020

1. Gin served in a martini glass, usually shaken over ice.
Made popular by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who when once asked how much vermouth he would like in his martini, was quoted as replying
``I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.``
Made popular by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who when once asked how much vermouth he would like in his martini, was quoted as replying
``I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.``
I`ll have a Churchill martini. And if you even so much as look at the vermouth, we`re going to have problems.
by Brett Caron December 17, 2008

Take a shot of Vermouth and chase with an olive. It's kind of like a normal martini but you get drunk much faster
Emily was a firefighter so halloween and wanted to get trashed fast but still remain somewhat classy so she had trashy martini's
by drunkfirefighter October 30, 2012
