The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

The Fuckening

When your life has been going a bit too nicely and everything crashes down ontop of you

I had a good life, then came the fuckening.

by Yesmanjames April 19, 2023

The Fuckening

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.

‘SLAP’ “I think we’re on here boys!” (Above happens) “ahhhhh the fuckening” ‘SLAP Intensity's’

by Sparkylad May 18, 2023

The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.

Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!

by Papiriki December 6, 2024

THE FUCKENING

When you are in a good mood after finishing work, and you realise you have more left to complete.

Why is there more work!? Oh man it's THE FUCKENING.

by user923048234 May 30, 2024

The Fuckening

When nothing can go right, it is called The Fuckening. You can never escape the Fuckening, just grip down and hang on.

Parr Rd is the Fuckening

Parr Rd is the Birth Place of the Fuckening, you wait everyday for the moment that shit hits the fan

by DillyDilly2225 April 11, 2025

the fuckening

This word was first used for the moment a good day turns bad ("ahh there it is the fuckening"). Now it can also be the moment a movie turns woke, often preceded by early signs.

"Wow, that is such a cool guy!"
"Hmm, he is a bit too cool, suspicious..."
(Cool guy starts making our with another man)
"Ahh there you have it, the fuckening. This is another pro-LGBT-propaganda movie."

by 5000daysOn9gag April 15, 2026