tachophobia

The fear of high speeds. Roller Coasters, Bungjee jumping, etc.

Not to be confused with Tacophobia, which is something I made up.

A person with severe Tachophobia can be afraid to ride in a car.

by Someone you will never know. Ever. May 1, 2006

Tacos and Bang

1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.

Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏

Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?

Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜

Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!

(Works every time...)

by RedheadsFTW June 26, 2016

a few tacos short of a combo platter

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.

yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006

TacoSnowball

TacoSnowball is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female in which you had just ejaculated in.

Or...

What you would wrap a Utah Jazz fan or player in prior to sending them to the North Pole to freeze their biatch off.

OMG Brad in Spring Branch just performed a TacoSnowball on Andrei Kirlenko and SHE TOTALLY LOVED IT!!1!111

by ...ryan March 26, 2009

it's raining tacos

the pinnacle of mankind

there is not a thing in this universe that is better or will be better than the masterpiece that is "it's raining tacos" song, and the person who made it continually tries to top it, but nothing will ever top it, this is truly a gift from God

by Russian Vesper January 15, 2018

fershtunkene tuchos-head

a poop head, or somebody who is full of crap. not meant in the literal sense, but it can be.

Tom: 'you are a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
Jom: 'So is your mom. Making you half a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'

by raha December 4, 2005

Tacho

A crispy taco shell filled with delicious nacho cheese.

"Tachos, they're like nachos in a handful!"

by ze_fr3nch February 28, 2010