Shmingling

when a blonde parties way to hard and loves french people too much in that short period of insanity.

Dude, that girl is shmingling so hard. She is latched onto that french kid.

BONSIEUR. I just made sweet tender love to a shmingling american girl with my baguette.

by I'mThatCoolTaylor December 11, 2010

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018

Syringe

A thing used to poke holes in condoms so that your ex has to pay extra for

1. Birth Control
2. A child

Joe: I think my ex poked a hole in the condom she gave me with a pokey thing, (syringe)
Other Joe: Damn, that's crazy

by AAAAAfuckthisAAAAAAAAAAAAAA October 10, 2021

shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

Cum Syringe

when one nuts laying down with the penis erect at a 90 degree angle. the cum shoots out and comes back down landing back into the japseye. The cum has now been soaked up back into the penis. Aka. The Cum Syringe. This move is commonly used during NoNutNovember as a ‘free pass’ because the Cum Syringe tactic doesn’t fully classify as a ‘nut’.

friend: yo dude how’s No Nut November going?
you: I almost broke the other day homie but I did The Cum Syringe and got that nut back so I’m still going strong.

by thecumwhisperer August 9, 2019

shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

smying

Smoking weed. Commonly used in the Chicagoland area.

Hey Peter, wanna smy after school?
Naw gee I smying with Ben after school, sorry bruh.
It's gucci.

by Smyer May 18, 2014