Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.

Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).

by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011

swunged

facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be in the state of being severely high, doinked, outta here, zOOted.

“Bro this flameski has me swunged”

by awoi May 16, 2018

Jay Swingler

My favourite person

Me: Jay Swingler is my favourite person

by Byjayswingler February 16, 2021

swingleberry

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.

by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013

shungle bungus

The act of gulping down 7 water bottles at a time and screaming “SHUNGLE BUNGUS”

Jared from subway: dude watch me shungle bungus

Sharon: ok sure

Jared: *gulps down 7 water bottles*
Jared: SHUNGLE BUNGUS!

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

Swundle

A sweaty grundle.

Pat's swundle is so out of control right now, that he might pass out from the smell.

by phizz123 March 4, 2009

Swuggle

It's any and everything possible. It's the 21st Century version of "Smurf".

I'd swuggle that bitch.

Yo, don't swuggle up on me.

Can you pass the swuggle.

I need to watch that show, it's the swuggle.

by Disgusting Breakfast May 31, 2011