Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.

Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).

by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011

songleader

1. Hot, sexy, slutty, alcohilic dancer and a member of the cheerleading team.
2. has a tendency to sleep with the away team.
3. knows how to shake her ass.
4. all girls want to be her, all guys want to fuck her.
5. a DGAFing, spirited member of you cheer squad.
6. doesn't take crap from anyone... BITCH
7. doesn't know how to conrol her alcohol consumption and addicted to energy drinks.
8. occasionally curses and is conseded and bitchy
9. Used to performing in short skirts and small amounts of clothing.

1. OH EM GEE, that girl must be a songleader.
2. Bball player 1: How was your night last night?
Bball player 2: I hooked up with this girl, and mayyyn she was fine
Bball player 1: oh she must have been a songleader.
Bball player 2: chyeah, you know that's the only way i roll.

by Ashley Redenbacker January 30, 2007

Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

Jay Swingler

My favourite person

Me: Jay Swingler is my favourite person

by Byjayswingler February 16, 2021

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

spongle

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

by Liam White March 26, 2004

swingleberry

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.

by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013