Swaglet

A baby that's dressed with swagger by it's retarded parents.

When you let stupid people breed, you get nothing but a poor little swaglet.

by IKnowWhat'sUp August 11, 2012

Swiglet

Like how a baby pig is called a piglet, a baby swine is called a swiglet.

“Aww, that swiglet over there is so cute! Just as cute as a piglet!”

by InventorOfSwiglet March 27, 2019

Smoglessdoor189

Famous goblin that plays minecraft on his phone

avarage person:SMOGLESSDOOR189 STOP BURING MY HOUSE
smoglessdoor189:*goblin nosies*

by Joe nuts gaming⅔ May 12, 2021

Baby Swole

Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.

Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.

by Tyler Red March 25, 2010

fat guy swole

When a fat guy doesn't have the body definition of somebody who is considered traditionally muscular, but has some proportional features, such as muscular arms, that make his fat guy features look acceptable.

Alec Baldwin is in pretty good shape for a fat guy.

Yeah, I know. He's fat guy swole.

by pseudonym mcjohnson May 15, 2011

Swole

A paragon of hypermasculinity, manifesting in the physical and attitudinal embodiment of strength, occupying space with intimidating quantity and developing rippling musculature through rigorous, disciplined exercise.

Micael Heck, the third best comic artist in Seattle, is known by all who encounter him, as the very definition of swole.

by GraphicLexicographer September 9, 2015

swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

by Mega Bro April 18, 2014