kjempe swizz

Kjempe swizz (pronounced shempa swizz) comes from the Norwegian word kjempe- meaning very, and the well known British word- swizz (meaning good).

Combining these two word, gives a new, and amazing phrase- meaning exceptionally good.

That coke I just drank was kjempe swizz.

It was kjempe swizz to go on a date with Megan Fox last night.

It was kjempe swizz when you punched that guy who was hitting on my girlfriend. He didn't bother her again.

by jontis jumper March 26, 2011

Swizz Jizz

when you and another person simultaneously ejaculate

"After watching that video, me and pam swizz jizzed all over the place."

by 0maro August 1, 2012

Swizz/ Shwizz Juice

The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.

"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"

by Richard Lao December 15, 2004

Swizz Fizzy Flu

Another term for the Swine Flu otherwise known as H1N1 virus.

"Yo bro, I got that Swizz Fizzy Flu"

by echolawrence October 26, 2009

swizz chessed up

shot the fuck up and left full of holes, lookin like some swizz cheese.

Out of town hard heads get swiss cheesed up
And you gon' need more than stitches to patch that leak up

by jayNelly August 19, 2003

swizzole/swizz/swizzard/swizzant

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"

"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"

by swizzbo March 5, 2004

Swizz

To swallow the jizz in one’s mouth after performing oral sex

“I don’t need a tissue, I’m going to swizz”

by Brightfrance December 21, 2020