shisty

selfish, greedy, hooken up wit u only when it's convenient for them, or they get somethin out of it.

This shisty ass ho, was all rubbin up on me when she saw my Benzie in the lot.

by Marco "AmP" Restrepo May 30, 2004

shisty

Cheap, sneaky

Roberto is one shisty mutha fucka, not comping me at the club when I've known him like forever.

by sugabeet March 31, 2004

Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

swastyfaced

someone who is extremely drunk.

"Did you see Jose last night? He was swastyfaced"... "lets get swastyfaced tonight"

by CUPCAKE-DUH February 25, 2009

Stisty

Defined as cool, clean, dope, awesome sick, fresh, and just fun to say.

The shoes looking stisty man.

That flip was stisty bro.

by Decker of cards April 15, 2019

Swistian

A person of Swedish descent who is Christian

Pewdiepie is a Swistian channel

by Eaphy64 November 10, 2017

Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.

Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.

by Tout fille Canadian July 8, 2011