swisher sweets

Cheap cigars you can buy almost anywhere. They're alright, but I would rather spend the $3 it costs for a 5-pack of them to buy one better cigar.

The cigarillos, cinnamon flavored blunts and big swishers are alright, but the ones with tips and all the other flavored ones are crap.

by J.R. Johnson July 10, 2005

swisher

see blunt

i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head

by emanbeastypants. April 29, 2012

Swishers Deep

A phrase commonly used when under the influence and lacking in Swisher Sweets.

Hey Kraig, how many Swishers deep are you?

by unclekrackalacka October 17, 2010

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

swissed

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

swissed

To be kicked in the groin by a strange swiss man. Preferably in the middle of a desert, while you and your friends are in the pyramid formation. Like cheerleaders.

Swiss guy: Hey make a pyramid.

Friends: Ok!!

Swiss guy: *kicks everyone*

Friends: Ouch. We were just swissed.

Swiss guy: *laughs*

by Chase the Magnificent. June 24, 2006

swissed

to be sober; not intoxicated

good thing i was swissed when the cop pulled us over.

by jenwen July 24, 2004