Jackson Swindle

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline

1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.

by Word boi December 3, 2018

Nick Swardson

An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean



Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!

by ShellBell12484 January 28, 2009

Swiddling

Originally the act of piddling (urinating) while swimming, also has the meaning of aimless movement or time-wasting actions.

"I think someone has been swiddling in the pool again."

"We've spent the whole morning swidding around town now, can we go home?"

by swiddler August 13, 2012

swidger

A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".

Look at that woman over there letting her kid run around the store. She is such a swidger.

by Corobbie May 22, 2007

Snird

A Snird is a snake like reptile from Africa. The main feature of the Snird is it has wings. To fly, it crawls to the end of a cliff and seemingly falls, until moments later its wings come out from under its scales and it starts to fly.

McLean: have you seen my pet snird
Lancaster: NO! wtf is a snird?!
McLean: its half snake half bird
Lancaster: your gay

by brian_schlong March 3, 2010

Sward

A small hill filled with grass growing on it.

I lay on the sward thinking about the 2020 election.

by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017

Swildoe

Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.

Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.

by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021