Dynamite Swine

Spicy pork that causes one's bowels to growl like a junkyard dog.

That dynamite swine Mark had at the Brunswick Pork House made him "drop the kids off at the pool" immediately after consuming it.

by Gary Ray February 5, 2009

Swine Fever

It is the irresistible attraction to rather large greasy women. Usually they consist of multiple chins, kankles, cellulite, and just overall fat.

Andy-Dude why don't we ever hang out with Chris

Jon-Didn't you hear? He's got that Swine Fever.

by jonward April 28, 2009

Uncultured swine

A person who does not understand a reference to something popular, or the like

Person 1: What's a rare pepe?
Person 2: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

by Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseburger May 20, 2016

Swine Fraud

Swine Fraud (n.)- someone who chooses to fake flu illnesses so that they can remain at home to avoid work or classes.

Person 1: I feel awful. I heard Maria might have the swine so the boss made her stay home.
Person 2: No, she just didn't want to come in this week.
Person 1: She's such a swine fraud.

by theSwineFraud October 26, 2009

Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006

Swine Flu Fever

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 14, 2009

Swinty

Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.

Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.

by Matterbox August 24, 2019