Swedish Sweat-house

The delicious act of a woman's fart while driving on a road trip, sleeping in the backseat of a car. After a diet of Mcdonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner...Smell being vulgar enough to wake the dead. Causing the driver to lose conscienceless and spin of the road killing the all the passengers.

Dear God did we pick up a dead rotting homeless man???....Oh nevermind that was Erika with another Swedish Sweat-house. Guess Thats it for us *CRASH*

by hliven December 6, 2011

Swedish actionfilm

Another expression for a porn film. Mainly used in the Balkan countries, since it was falsely believed that the Scandinavians invented the porn film industry first.

Guy 1: Bro, Emma Stone is so HOT!
Guy 2: I know dude, I would totally like to shoot a Swedish actionfilm with her.

by drunken tiger - hit'em dragons December 28, 2014

Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.

King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.

by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014

Going Swedish

A practice of not wearing socks with shoes. Attributed to Swedish squash players of the 1970's.

My shoes smell so bad since since I started going swedish.

by mosestheblack May 17, 2010

Swedish See-saw

When two people stand two paces away from one another back-to-back, lean against one another, and begin to urinate.

Nadav and Peter were tired of standing and really had to urinate, so they decided on the comfortable Swedish See-saw.

by Timmy Reed October 16, 2012

Swedish Muffler

When a guy go's down on a woman and she queefs in his face.

Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."

by TeamPete April 1, 2010

Swedish Hearne

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

by the observant hearne April 29, 2010