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Swear Words

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020
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swear down

A statement made to signify that what you speak is 100% the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Usually used when someone doesn't believe what you say, as it is bullshit, but this is used to try and make that person believe its true as its probably not.

What it actually means may derive from the old saying of "I swear on my mum's life!" which means absolutely nothing but some people think if that statement is said that they can't be lying.
"I swear down your honour, i didn't do it"

Nick: Did you know that Ahmed got arrested last night?
Keane: No he didn't.
Nick: Yeah man, swear down.
by GF November 30, 2006
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swear downs syndrome

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.
Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.
by tobytings May 21, 2011
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Swear fo God

To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying.
I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test.
by ALRounder May 27, 2009
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swear bear

A phrase used to make a promise.
You can't lie on a swear bear
Jack: Dude, I just boned Megan Fox.
Austin: Really?!
Jack: Swear bear.
Austin: Holy Sht.
by GetWizzled January 8, 2012
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swear to god

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"
Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....
by kakarotch August 21, 2007
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Swear Pass

The weird social phenomenon of adults giving special permission to non-adults (children or teens) to use swear words without social backlash.
Kid: Hey wassup bitches!
Adult: Watch your language kid!
Kid: I have a swear pass.
Adult: Dammit! Blew my chance.
by Chalko3 January 9, 2021
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