sweaty stanley

A particularly inexperienced, grossly perverted balding south east asian. Likes pessaries. Profuse sweat formation due to abstinence.

1. Did you see sweaty stanley's armpits when he had to do the ortho arm exam? Pacific oceans!
2. When I think 'pervert', I think 'sweaty stanley'.
3. Why isn't sweaty stanley in today?

by owen sanjay May 14, 2006

sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

by milm October 19, 2008

Sweaty Mike

Defines someone who tries very hard to be good at something. This is usually due to competitive nature or the need to feel accepted. Tryhard

Geez,Colin is such a Sweaty Mike!

by RocketLeagueTryhard69 November 30, 2016

Sweaty porcupine

Perspiring rodent like your mom

Huns are sweaty porcupines.

by LolaJordan December 22, 2019

Sweaty Ryan

When somebody who has just physically exerted themselves to the point of sweating takes some sweat and wipes it on your inappropriately

I was in the locker room after practice and these two guys came up and gave me a sweaty ryan

by hooper17 October 4, 2010

Operation Sweaty Hippo

When a group of adolescents grab a cake of fireworks and aim it at the designated enemie's house. The agents involved all stick together and have a strict formation and escape route. The mission must

Operation Sweaty Hippo left a fire at the neighboor's house, good thing Agent Gilligan got us a quick escape route, otherwise we'd be history.

by Agent Gilligan July 3, 2006

Big Sweaty Men

Me I am the Big Sweaty Men

"How are you fellas doing it's me the Big Sweaty Men"
"Thiruson fuck off"

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021