swagtastical

Fantastically full of swag.

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.

by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011

Twat Swatter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010

Twat Swatter

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

shatta

A Jamaican slang... it's another word for gangsta

my brother is a real shatta.

by grenadian October 17, 2009

SwattaBlocked

The act of one individual preventing sexual actions between two people of the opposite sex. A mix of the terms.. Cock Block and Cunt Swat.

Gosh Rudy, when we were in choir today.. you so SwattaBlocked my girlfriend and i.. BIG TIME.

by rq2 February 22, 2010

Swantaneous

when someone does something spontaneous that has a hilarious out come. It normally occurs on a whim, drinking may be a contributing factor.

(after a few drinks) "I am feeling swantaneous tonight, lets take winston for a drive."

by Nay Nai March 14, 2011