Semen Satchel

A fancy way of saying ballsack or scrotum

Man, my Semen Satchel is really itching up a storm!
Ever since I shaved my Semen-Satchel, its been itching up a storm!

by BungusChungus June 4, 2018

satchel

A bag for men to carry their items in.

A man purse.

Phil: Are you actually going to wear that? You're seriously bringing that man purse?

Alan: It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

by mikersnibs. January 5, 2010

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

by satchelhater May 5, 2009

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

satchel of richards

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

by anonymous February 1, 2021

bi-satchel

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags

"dude, he be bi-satchel"

by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004

Action Satchel

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.

Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011