Swashed

Fucked up, not making sense

The fact that Theresa likes Nathaniel is still a very swashed idea to wrap my head around

by BigPopper123 April 5, 2023

swash poetry

Low-brow rhymes, mostly dirty.

I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!

by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019

Swash

To have a wank or engage in sexual activities with someone younger than you.

Josh went too meet his little cousin n decide to show him how to Swash

by GreekPedo69 February 7, 2021

Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”

by Dicho mode June 16, 2022

Swashed

Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed

Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023