cock swaddler

One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.

That woman man, the other night she gave me incredible head, she is such a cock swaddler.

by dali2323 September 28, 2010

Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018

swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.

by Sonia'SEX April 23, 2006

Swarden

- A sexual act. The guy has a weird fucking fetish of tying up the girl, bending her over the table, and fucking her like a prison bitch. That's the SWARDEN. Fuckin WEIRDO.

1. That bitch over there got swardened last night!

by T3456789 April 17, 2014

swaddle

to move your hips in a circular motion while straddling an object

adam swaddled alex's face

by cbrownlee December 15, 2010

Swaddle

When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool

by hotchick7120 June 21, 2011

Swarley

From HIMYM: the name the freaking person behind the counter at probably a Starbucks shop will write on your coffee cup, but it's all wrong because they are deaf and it's not actually your name. Whenever you don't care about someone because they are completely irrelevant, you can also call them Swarley.

From HP: Another variation is Wheatherby.

PersonX: "Bye, Swarley."
Wheatherby *who tried to talk to a girl he likes but failed, turns around to leave with a pathetically sad face*: "It's Barney..."

by sheldon'sbrain November 5, 2020