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Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
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cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.
by Cañas November 29, 2013
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Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it
We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.
by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008
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Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan
girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing
by moocow419 June 8, 2011
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swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm
by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015
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Pullout Swallow

The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.
Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came.
by TallandThick December 8, 2015
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swallower

A woman who ingests semen.

Also means shes a keeper.
If I had to pick between the three girls, even if 1 was ugly and swallowed.
I'd still pick the ugly girl.Yup I'd keep the swallower. I mean hell you don't have to look at her face, all you see is the top of her head anyway.
by hold the mayo March 3, 2004
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