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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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surrender

1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway
1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"
by Alex October 9, 2003
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Dirty Surrender

As the world searches for new and imaginative ways to conserve energy, many lavatories have been fitted with motion sensor lights, and timers that switch the lights off after a couple of minutes of inactivity. This normally happens at the very moment that you wipe your backside. A dirty surrender is performed when a second person enters the washroom - switching on the lights at the very moment that you are waving a skiddy paper flag over the cubicle wall, in a vain attempt at activating the motion sensor.
Imagine my embarrassment when Bob walked in to be faced with my dirty surrender from over the cubicle wall.
by Padace December 9, 2008
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Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.
“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
by dborlando August 26, 2018
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suspenders

the best addition to any outfit
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs
everyone wears suspenders
if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass
by the guy who wrote this April 24, 2006
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ultimate surrender

women who fight to try and pleasure the other person till they cant take any more then the winner has to have sex with the looser
did you watch ultimate surrender

yh i dont think that she cld take any more

yh she mashed her ass up
by J4ZZM1N33 J3LLY T0T January 3, 2011
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