surf buddies

Surf Buddies - A synonym of lovers in the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0.

Steve McGarrett (Navy SEAL) & Danny Williams (Jersey COP) spend their mornings together on their favorite, little surf spot, after a usual sex session on the large mattress and before they drink as usual their morning coffee, which of course means a relationship, cuz every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Steve & Danny with Steve's sister

Mary Ann - So... so, you guys are, like, surf buddies now, huh?

Steve (looking at Danny) - Uh, yeah, kind of...

Mary Ann - So cute...

Little later

Danny - So we are kind of surf buddies now?

Steve - You sensitive right now?

Danny - Yeah, little bit.

by xcsimisiax August 6, 2012

surf 'n jerk

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

by Murry D. December 12, 2008

sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

by josjr May 31, 2007

squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008

Surf Party USA

The new way to say off the hook according to Tracy Jordan on 30 rock

Liz-This party has to be off the hook!
Tracy-People don't say that anymore! they say surf party USA!

-how was the party last night?
-it was surf party USA!

by 30rockfan11 January 4, 2011

Moto Surf

Surfing in an automobile. Sometimes using a paddle. When the cop comes by you tend to 'wipe out' and get back in car.

"MOTO SURF!!....COP..wipeout!"

by Catie Alex Cody November 11, 2006

surface dweller

A person who is unconcerned with the deeper meaning of things.

1. Cares only about the implications and manifestations.
2. Deeper meaning and intricate connections are not immediately apparent.
3. Can't look behind the veil and swims only in shallow waters..

He doesn't get the movie at all.. what a surface dweller.

by Gardor March 11, 2021