surfboard

A board that can be used to dive in the ocean.

"i used the surfboard to the beach.

by misser bigbiy February 06, 2023

Surfboard

When a guy cums by gliding his dick along a butt crack, usually the bottom is laying face down and he is lying on top, no insertion, just an external prone bone between butt cheeks. Works for both straight and gay sex.

Surfboarding is girls at the spa is the safest and most soul satisfying way to cum.

by Louderbang June 12, 2024

Surfboard Sue

Flat chested

She’s a surfboard sue
Expression been around since 1960s in Australia

by BittemYum December 17, 2019

Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Dirty Surfboard

When you are at a party/large gathering, and you have to drop a poopie, so you proceed to turn on the bathtub/shower at said party, and proceed to take large poopie/poopies in the tub. Wait a few hours for the bathroom to flood, and vuala! A dirty surfboard!

"Yo bro I just rode the waves on that dirty surfboard you made in the bathroom. You pooed a fat one out."

by JuicyJoints6969 April 18, 2017