Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Surfboard Sue

Flat chested

She’s a surfboard sue
Expression been around since 1960s in Australia

by BittemYum December 16, 2019

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Surfboarding

A sexual move where a man rests his penis between a woman’s labia and glides back and forth without penetration. The grinding pressure can make her gush or squirt — creating a literal “wave.” The name comes from both the sliding motion and the wave-like effect.

She squirted so much during surfboarding, it was like catching the perfect wave.

by Pirate Montu September 10, 2025

surfboard

A board that can be used to dive in the ocean.

"i used the surfboard to the beach.

by misser bigbiy February 6, 2023