Surf N' Turf

A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.

" We went hoggin the other night and ended up with a Surf N' Turf."

by Stevemando November 29, 2009

Surf and Turf

A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.

Dude, I've seen her with men and women. She's a total Surf and Turf. Hit that up!

by Ardenite November 11, 2009

Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

surf and turf

sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'

"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"

by maddog407 August 10, 2008

Surf and turf

When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.

"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."

by Cr0tchsh0t April 1, 2010

surf and turf

(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.

Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.

by Labattomy July 26, 2004

Surf N Turf

1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)

2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.

1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"

2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"

by You're a freak! September 1, 2010